Insomnia and what results from Insomnia is THIS:

a taggery.

a very long post.

some late-night poking 'n' disturbing of friends.

(and failure to awaken said friends)

some idiotic rambling of an over-slept mind.

(can I hear you say ooowwwccchhh)

(yeah.)

So today (thats Wednesday, May 21st ya'll) I is going to uni, to help Bra-man with his campaign (to run for Most Perverted Man on Earth, I swear! The Corrs will NEVER be the same for me again! EVER!) and some REALLY interesting things happened. Lol.

So here we go, in stages, since I have a lot of time (I am wide awake with not a scrap of late-night activity to do like the ones that certain people indulge in illicitly when they are unable to sleep after sleeping like a pig during the evening, thus ruining sleep pattern and - wait. Where was I? Oh yes, illicitly do when they are unable to sleep, and thus NOT having the option to DO said illicit activity hence the HUGE conclusion is- Wait. Oh darnation, forget it) I shall write a very long and senseless post.

Starting with:

'What can I do to make you h***y???'

Erm, anything, appearantly, if you're Bra-man. No really. ANYTHING. Here is a list of banned words when in communication with our very perverted (but perfectly gentlemanly, trust me) Bra-man.

br***t

b**bs

bu**

a**

**x

*****

*******

*!^#&!%#*&%#$

$!^#&^!&*%#&%

^!^&#@^!&*@

and pretty much everything that has to do with the female (and sometimes male!) anatomy. Except maybe the word KIDNEY. Kidneys are not sexy at all. Nope. Nuh uh.

I shall spare you his parody of The Corr's 'What Can I Do'. I love you guys too much. I do. I really, really do. And besides, despite his pervy ways, Bra-man IS a gentleman (very very very rare these days, I have ever only known a few in my life) and is really, I honestly think, rather innocent? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

As a side note, I say that if a guy can be gentlemanly towards ME (and being gentlemanly towards whale-me has NO advantages or perks or achievement of ulterior goal) then he is a true gentleman (not to the extent of getting up when a lady enters the room + open doors extent la, but more of little things like making sure she is safe, or letting her walk first, or getting her a drink or something like that. Little things that show the girl that he knows how to respect her. Even THAT'S rare. Huh.)

Seriously. I have seen guys who are UBER SUPER nice, sweet and gentlemanly to a pretty/hot/rich girl and totally be a jerk to the plain/not-so-hot girl. I have seen it. Despicable, and I see it displayed very obviously in a certain someone.

*lifts eyebrows and tries out MZ-style killing-glare, only to fail spectacularly and look constipated.*

T-T

Anyway.

But after all is said and done, the campaign introduction went superbly well, which brings me to:

'The day J forcibly stole C's bag from LM and got ARMLOCKED'

Ahaha. Ahaha! Confused eh? Eh?

How can this be, you say, J is such a passive guy! He wouldn't hurt a fly! He would bathe the day with sunshine! He would shower the tribes with optimism! He would - ('okay thats enough, Goblok-san' -J)

XP.

Soooo, you see, part of Bra-man's plan to introduce/create buzz about the campaign was to actually have surprise short sketch to demonstrate the importance of crime prevention and keeping safe. The plan was far more elaborate, actually, but it got stripped down due to some red tape. Oh well.

So then we improvised and came up with an idea to actually stage a snatch theft scene to surprise people and have LM (who used C's bag) defend herself and fight him off. All pretence, o'course.

So he (J) and LM burst into a packed auditorium at the opportune moment, struggling and shouting and fighting for the bag, and then LM employed 'SUPER ARM LOCK OF DEATH' and J is DEFEATED!!!!

(fireworks!)

Then I explain what the campaign is about and we passed out flyers. :)

I enjoyed myself. Heh. I did. Despite feeling rather woozy in the head, and with a fuzzy brain due to (VERY MILD SO DONT WORRY) fever and no sleep. We did it! Whee!

And hey, you know what they say, LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE and I get a lot of that when I am with J, Bra, K, V and C. (K, V and C showed up for lunch, yay, surprise, and a pleasant one indeed, LM couldn't join, so more's the pity.)

So now slept like a pig during evening and ruined my sleep pattern and so am wide awake. XD.

'Carls Jr?? Did you say JUNIOR?? Isnt' JUNIOR supposed to mean SMALL???'

Liars.

They call themselves Carl's Jr and TRUST me there is NOTHING junior about that damn burger. Okay, it aint as big as a Chili's burger (which is SUPER WHOA OMGWTFBBQ MOMMA BIG) but it packs a hefty punch. Sheer filling-ness. Cheese, meat and more cheese will definitely fill you up like a tank. Seriously.

Two people share? Muuuuch better idea.

And DON'T GO DOUBLE AND LARGE.

You eat and you think you ain't full. Wait a few more minutes. You'll feel it like a lead weight on your stomach.

Muahaha.

But GOOOOOOD. The chili fries is GOOOD. Salty, though. You must LOVE cheese or you'll hate it. Heh.

And now, to conclude this long and senseless post, here is a meme! (OH NO!!)

1. What disappoints you the most?

When I look forward to something and it gets called off. I get really bummed, because I am one of those who like to plan, plan, plan and then have it blow up spectacularly in may face. Or when my article is heavily editted. Ouch.

2. Where will you go if someone sponsors you a tour ticket?

Wellllll. I'd go to Ireland. I love how whimsical and mythical Ireland seems to be. And I like their brogues. Heh.

3. What's your favorite thing to do?

Read and read and read and read and read and eating with friends and family. Oh, thing, not things. Okay, my favourite thing to do? Read. Yeap. I love reading, can't get enough of it and will do it till the day I die.

4. Do you think money can buy happiness?

It can't buy happiness per se, but it sure can help you get happy. Hahaha. Look, let's face it. If you are happy when you read, well, you need money to read, no? Or if you're happy when you sleep, well, you need to buy a bed, no? See? It can't BUY happiness, but it can sure help you get it.

But personally, I think happiness is happiness. Whether you buy it or you use money to buy things to make you happy, who cares?? You're happy!

5. If you can have one dream to come true, what would it be?

Wait, I've been asked this before. These memes are SO repetitive. Well, at least this one dont' have silly love-ex-BF/GF questions. Pfft.

The dream I want come true would be one where I can simply just be with someone I love and have a life where I never have to worry about money or health. Isnt' everybody's??

6. Do you believe you can survive without money?

No, of course not, don't be silly. No one can.

7. What are you afraid to lose the most?

My family. (I've done this before too). My wallet. My mp3. My LAPTOP.

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?

Give it to my mom to keep it safe and sound until such time when I have a need for it. Seriously. I have impulse buying issues.

9. What is the most embarrassing thing that happened to you recently?

I went to get a refill ten miles away when there was one right next to my nose. XD Hahaha.

10. What you think about being tagged?

OH GOD NO PLEASE GOD NO!

11. What makes you happy?

Wow. Many things, in no particular order:

reading a good book,

eating good food with family and friends,

hanging out with friends,

eating,

sleeping,

finding a rare moment of peace in the LRT with my ears plugged to my mp3,

seeing my bylines,
writing,

playing with my silly mutt,

being treated nicely,

watching movies,

having my own room,

having people laugh at my stupid jokes,

laughing,

knowing that no matter what has happened in my life before I will always get up anyways and just being with people I love/like.

Honest.

12. What have you wished most recently?

I've wished I were more aware, y'know? I so blur it ain't real sometimes.

13. What is your ambition?

To be a multi-million-copies-sold author of an EPIC book.

14. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?

Super-willpower. I have no will power! And no decisiveness! Especially when presented with choices with very little differences between each of them, or with equal pros and cons. I mean, I can make decisions, but I hate having multiple all-equally-good choices.

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?

My family, and being who I am after years of hiding... I am proud to be Whale.

16. What do you do when you're alone?

I think of random, bothersome things. Or I brood, and get all snippy for NO reason. But when I am alone I like to mouth along to songs and type nonsense on my beautiful, gorgeous, reliable, wonderful and faithful laptop.

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?

None, because I like me the way I am, and although I want to improve certain parts of my character, I don't want to change 'em completely. I wouldn't be me then. Besides, you guys like me the way I am right? Right???

(I sense some -_-')

18. Give comment on the person who tagged u.

Hmm. She is a shopping addict with a mission! To buy buy buy! LOL. She is also fun-loving and carefree. :) Wish I were more carefree.

19. What is your least favourite animal?

THE SNAKE. I HATE SNAKES. I AM TERRIFIED OF SNAKES.

20. What is your ultimate addiction?

COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and there you have it.