This is a RANT post.
Now, there is nothing better than to warn your friends straight up about the amount of verbal diarrhoea that is about to take place. So if you should wish to scroll down to the end of this post for a piece of surprising news, please feel free to do so.
Now, Warcraft III is a great game. Its a classic. I love it. I want to play it.
I have awaited for HS's return from Melaka for 2 weeks so I may p****e off his game. Such are the actions of those without a steady, abundant cash flow.
I was faced with several startling and highly frustrating problems:
1) Cr*ck-ing the game - copy/paste so many times, no is working. Copy n paste again, suddenly working. Very the frustrating. Keygen got trojan, my McAfee go and block the thing so got to D/L keygen generator online. Long story short, 3 phone calls to HS and 2 long hours later.....
2) Playing the game.
Wait, you say. Why is playing the game a problem? I thought you wanted to play the game?
Oh, yes, my friends. I want to play the game.
I was playing the game.
I was enjoying Frozen Throne campaign. I was on a roll. Very the delighted.
Then suddenly....
FATAL ERROR!
War3 has encountered a fatal errror...
memory could not be read....63544738id866blablabla
youarescrewedyoudamnpiratemuahahaha
memorygoterrorbecauseyouapirate
gobuyoriginallayoudumbass
wescrewedyouovermuahahahaha
followed by some rude ^#@%^&@%#$%&%@&%
I re-started the game. Re-installed (making it the 3rd time I am re-installing) and played again, but same damn thing.
This was last night.
This morning, I re-installed.
Oh, wow, can play. Whee!
Suddenly, my whole computer black out and the whole screen turn blue and then the words:
Windows has encountered a problem and needs to shut down.
Windows has discovered you are using a pirated x pirated software and you are a shmuck.
Windows will now proceed to reboot.
Windows asks you to get smart and get original.
Windows knows you are poor and Bill Gates laughs in your face.
I am now very frustrated.
My beautiful laptop is completely boring without any nice games.
Worse, I suspect I may have permanently damaged my computer with a nasty virus. Now I am dependent on McAfee to save my sorry arse.
As promised, a piece of surprising news:
Jackalopes know the meaning of life.
Goodbye all.
1 comment:
i doubt McAfee will allow your laptop to be so quickly destroyed, and even if you want to talk about using dodgy software, i've been downloading things on the web without a care in the world and still both my laptops haven't got infected to the point of no return (cancer and AIDS).
run a scan just to be sure, and don't worry about the game; we all get our tech errors in gaming. at least you didn't pay heftily for it ;)
be patient, and your warcraft will come to you one day (*cue snow white theme song*)
to the writer of the comment above; the ultimate meaning of life is two pieces of toast smeared with butter, left to cold in the fridge and then stuffed into your pants (preferably around the crotch-area).
No, seriously.
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